Teacher: Well, what did you do this summer?
"Well you know, read all the Rumbelle, Whouffle, Hayffie and Destiel fanfictions….some twice…or a lot more. I cried a lot afterwards. Then ate some food."
I wasn’t expecting Effie to be in the Mockingjay trailer so I’m not all that disappointed there, but I am disappointed that there’s not at least Haymitch. :((((
Hayffie Headcanon #3
Whilst on the Victory Tour in District 4, Haymitch and Effie sneaked down to the beach and recreated the video for Drunk In Love (with Haymitch as Beyoncé, of course).
I want to be at SDCC right now hanging out with peacekeepers and stuffing my face with Peeta’s cakes whilst sobbing over possible upcoming Hayffie moments.
I just saw a picture of Haymitch’s Elixir - Effie’s Detox with pineapple, cucumber, spinach, apple flavour at the SDCC.
Effie spending hours in the kitchen of the penthouse trying to find the right blend of different ingredients for a flavour that’s acceptable with Haymitch and he rejects each one of them until finally, they settled on pineapple, cucumber, spinach and apple. Just imagine the bickering and chaos in the kitchen
and the angry sex that comes after.